I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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