I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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