Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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