if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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