Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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