you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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