YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
