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I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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