you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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