My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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