I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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