i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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