Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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