wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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