Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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