You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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