When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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