Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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