glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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