ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
