You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
