doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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