Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
high people should be assigned attendants
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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