I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Damn victory sex feels great
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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