turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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