That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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