i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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