Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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