Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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