What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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