Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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