you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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