We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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