About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize
