People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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