I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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