I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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