why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I need moral support for this bender
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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