when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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