I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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