Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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