the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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