You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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