i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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