That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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