This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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