just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
