When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Panties = found
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