what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
