he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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