Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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