He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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