yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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