Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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